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the act of blocking the gwocamoli at a party. similar to the famous cock block.
a fellow party member is standing between you and the delicacy of the famous gwocamoli dip, thus making him/her a gwock blocker
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dawk-block, -noun
1. To be proven so intellectually and morally hypocritical and inferior that it deserves its own word.
ex.
Fundie: "Hey the Unversity of Oklahoma paid to have this evilutionist Christian-hating Richard Dawkins guy spout his science propaganda at my state school!"
Some guy: "What did he say to upset you? Nobody forced you to go to it did they? Evolution is not propaganda, its merely the best explanation for what we believe to be how man came to be. Feel free to invalidate it if you have the proof. I also think Richard Dawkins is a pretty nice guy. "
Fundie: "I don't know what he said because i would never believe the garbage he says. Whoever was in charge of deciding this should be shamed and removed from their position!" Other person: "I heard he waived all fees because it was a student audience...he even donated $5000 to Oklahomans for Better Science Education. I read on Pharyngular that Ben Stein billed $60k to that same university when he spoke there."
Some guy: "Ohhhhhhh -- you just got dawk-blocked."
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When a person runs out of ideas for places to visit on the internet - email's been checked, no one's on facebook, etc. This can lead to staring blankly at your computer screens or resulting in visits to sites like chatroulette or 4chan, just to waste time.
Guy 1: ... *staring at computer screen*
Guy 2: Dude, you ok?
Guy 1: Yeah, I just have troller's block.
Guy 2: Oh that sucks. Have you tried lemonparty.com?
Guy 1: No, but I'm desperate, so I'll check it out.
Mindfuck ensues.
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The Z shaped villain of tetris.
z-block = cock-block
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the infamous act of concealing a friends penis in cheez wiz in sake of being a total douche bag.
Justin Timberlake covered my dick with chees wiz and licked it off.... what a cockblock
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When you are filling up your cup with the soda nearest to the ice dispenser and someone comes in and inconsideratly bumps your cup as they try to get ice before you are done filling your cup, resulting in you spilling your drink all over your hand.
Hey man i was filling up my cup and that douche bag totally just ice blocked me.
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a mishap; bad luck
anywhere ranging from stealing to jumping someone for something they want
Person 1: look at that nigga with the new 16 gb ipod touch
Person 2: lets block up on him for it
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