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The term mortadella pants can be applied to any overweight person wearing overly tight jeans. Their legs take on the appearance of a mortadella sausage wrapped extremely tightly. An acceptable and perhaps equally humorous alternative is "kielbasa trousers".
Check out alex over there in his fuckin mortadella pants, fat scenester oughta grow up already
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When a girl is walking around wearing tights, with a shirt not fully covering her butt. The man that stole her pants is known as the pants poacher. He seems to be getting around.
"Dude, is it just me or was the pants poacher out again today?"
"Yeah brah, there were girls all over campus wearing those ridiculously tight tights. I was like, damnnnn girl"
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The same as after party, when your member leaks after sex or masturbation and you didn't pee to 'clear the chamber'.
Rod was sure feeling squirrely as his pant paste was rippin the pubes off his les and scroat at the job interview.
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Comfy trousers usually of the pyjama or jogging variety put on for lounging around the house.
It's loungy pants time!
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the hottest thing a man can wear, literally.
with the white tank top. please.
"don't laugh at me, i have plaid pants for pj"
"kiss me"
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Pants that are worn out on a friday or saturday night. These pants shine brighter than a disco ball and have the elasticity that may cause serious whip lash.
Tiffany ripped up the dance floor in her dancy pants.
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A term used to describe someone who is acting silly or generally being stupid.
He is being such a muffin pants!
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