SADNESS

An acronym coined by business comedian Corporate Bro (@corporate.bro) to mean Sales Are Dope Never Ever Stop Selling. Its the modern day version of ABC (always be closing).

Sales reps live the SADNESS life.

ex 1)
Person 1: "Yo I just got hung up on for the 8th time today"
Person 2: "SADNESS life, bro.

ex 2)
Person 1: "Just ran into one of my prospects at the grocery store."
Person 2: "Did you try to pitch him?"
Person 1: "Duh, bro, SADNESS."

Sadness

When you have a dream of her actually liking you.

My dream was complete sadness

Sad Bill Cosby

A person who’s generally happy and cheerful that is suddenly sad and upset and you’re thrown off by the presence.

“Why you over there lookin like a Sad Bill Cosby”

Twilight Sad

The melancholy feeling one gets after watching any of The Twilight Saga films, at the devastation that you cannot be a vampire and have Edward Cullen fall in love with you.

Bro 1: "What's wrong bro?"
Bro 2: "I just finished watching Breaking Dawn part two and now I'm Twilight Sad bro"

Sad Fap

when you masturbate and your dick is small so you cry about it afterwards

another day, another Sad Fap...

sad coma

Middle schoolers wakening up on a Monday morning.

leave me alone i'm in a sad coma state

National hug your sad friend day

If you know anybody who’s always going through a hard time literally or going through depression, suicidal thoughts please...Give them a hug they literally need it

Girl:Hug!

Boy:why are you hugging me?
Girl:it’s national hug your sad friend day..!