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This is usually meant for all the haters. If you hate someone just tell them "suck my ass" and they'll fuck off!
Hater: You're so fugly!
You: Suck my ass bitch!!!
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A kind pharse used to tell others they mean the world to you. Warning: Do not actually suck their ass
"Hey Bill, suck my ass"
*Bill smiles* "Only if you'd let me"
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Those 3 special words every girl longs to hear
"You know i love you, you don't need to hear it again. Now Suck my cock"
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"Even yo' daddy knows that you been suckin' down chocolate like Daddy-O's!" -Ludacris
Smartass: "Hey guys, let's have a Hershey's Syrup chugging contest!"
Dumbass: "OK, but y'all are going down. I can suck down chocolate like no other!"
...long, awkward silence...
Smartass: "So, um, how 'bout them Yankees?"
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The code word you tell your buddy when he calls and wants to come over when you and your girlfriend are messing around. Your girlfriend won't know you just told your buddy that you're getting lucky.
Your buddy calls, Hey man come over and help me fix my bug. No dude, Volkswagens suck. Later man
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a nice way to tell someone to go soak your head, go shed some skin, get lost, get bent, and well, you know what I mean.
Scalper: I got U2 tickets at $800 - $900 a pop!
Curt: Go suck an egg!
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