we need to talk

Is your clue that you need to act quick.
If you're good you'll beable to dump her before she dumps you.
If you're really good, you'll fuck her first and then dump her before she wants to cuddle.

-Situation A-
Woman: We need to tal...
Man: (interupting) I've been thinking, and ... you're a slut. And I want your sister.

-Situation B-
Woman: We need to talk.
Man: That sounds wonderful. I have been planning to have you come over to my place and to cook you a candle lit meal.
The Plan: Pick her up and take her to your place (she'll feel dependent on you and won't break up b/c she needs a ride home). Suck it up and cook something she likes. Include wine, cucumbers and good n plentys (they'll all make her horny). After dinner play some good music. By then the wine will be kicking in and she'll be doubting her earlier plans and you can work your stuff. It'll be some of the best sex you'll have b/c she'll have been through a bunch of woman emotional stuff. She'll most-likely be on top too. Once your done with firsts and possibly seconds. Tell her you need to take her home so you can get to work tomorrow. Dump her at her door step. Do not back down and keep seeing her. If you do, she'll dump you for sure in 4-7 days.
Peace and happy masterbating.

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we need to talk

what is usually said at the office before a long-winded speech by the boss. Is often followed by "Your services are no longer needed."

"Jack, we need to talk. Since profits are down by 12% and we are looking to downsize the corporation, I am going to have to tell you that your services are no longer needed. Go luck finding around job."

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End Talk

used to end a convo with out having to hear a reply

used to shut up something or some one annoying

guy: cant realy explain it
The other one: come one dont be a dick
guy : ummmm... End Talk!

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hole talk

as rabatski says it: the post of him are all grrr gn

ALL over and stranger is the posts now on NT of mxond. as rabatski says it: the post of him are all grrr gn. hole talk!!! more often than not it is not english to me?? what is happended with Mxond

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we need to talk

Datespeak for "I'm breaking up with you."

"Honey... We need to talk."

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weak shit-talking

A weak attempt at trying to portray coolness by being funny at another person's expense; typically attempted by trustafarians; often accompanied by the douche chills.

When a member of a fantasy football league insults another participant by saying in a pre-season email, "I am surprised
he even knows what football is," the rest of the league responds, "Now that's some weak shit-talking."

Talking Tom Effect

When you say something, then someone near you says the exact same thing after you. Based on the video game series, Talking Tom.

Cole: God, that ass is big.
Martin: God, that ass is big.
Avery: OMG! The Talking Tom Effect!