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when one's balls sag so much so that thee drag upon a surface which is most commonly cement. this coarse surface causes a hardening of the sack and, eventually, a thick callous
Man: my balls are bleeding
Lobotomy Surgeon: don't worry they'll callous and become calloused balls
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A man whose balls are hidden beneath a womans skirt . A guy who follows blindly whatever his female partner asks of him .
A man who has female attributes and willingly allows his female partner to orchestrate the relationship . Skirt balls refers to the organ the male having characteristics of a skirt ball . Extensive research indicate mutation in the seminiferous tubules causing formation of skirt-like covering.
Eg. Alisons boyfriend was dubbed a skirt ball in high school as he followed her to every cheerleading practice .
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When you're at the perfect drunken state when all you can think about is satisfying your balls. Before this state, average girls are simply average and you don't want to fuck them. When you're after this state, you want to fuck everyone and your balls cooperate but your dick won't
Dave: Hey Jake, you see Daniel over there with that beat girl?
Jake: Yeah man, he's trying to get lucky tonight
Dave: He better hurry, because he's perfectly balls drunk right now. If he waits any longer he has no shot
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This is a variation on the game of American football, the game has the same rules as far as scoring but the little yellow flag does not exist, the ball is played by either a chunk of wood or rock or anything large and heavy. In this game you may bash,hit,strike,assault,smack,kick the shit out of, or any combination of the above with or without the ball. This game is a common Thanksgiving day activity in the redneck states.
I bashed the shit put of my bother-in-law today with the ball while we were playing prison ball
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When a man is so intoxicated that he cannot bust a nut during sexual intercourse.
We went at it for an hour but I had beer balls so I had to call it quits.
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When the hair on your previously shaven scrotum get stubbly and pokes the inside of your legs
Joe: Man, shaving my balls yesterday was a bad idea. Now I've got some serious ball spike
Chris: Yeah, I know right? Had that last week, it's no fun
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Geeking to the highest degree. When geeking balls you most likely are laughing so hard that you cant move. You may have to remind yourself to breath.
Dude, I am totally fucking geeking balls over here.
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