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When a women that your having sex with has a stinky vagina.
Damn Megan had that Stinky Ham I couldn’t even fuck her no more.
A dyke’s version of ‘hanging around’, where two females, in the first 10 minutes of meeting each other, decide the conversation’s not working and what they really want is to straight down to business: aggressively rubbing their vulvas - ‘hams’ - together on the sofa.
Mark: hey Steph, boring weekend huh? You get up to anything? *awkwardly smiles*
Stephanie: you know, the yoozh, just hamming around with Daisy.
A dyke’s version of ‘hanging around’, where to lesbians, within the first 10 minutes of meeting each other, aggressively rub their vulvas (‘hams’) together on the sofa.
Dave: hey steph, boring weekend huh?
You get up to anything? *awkwardly smiles*
Steph: you know, the yoozh, just hamming around with Daisy.
A person who you gave a ride to a place and need to get them back home.
I’m ready to leave the party but my canned ham wants to stay. Or I would let him fin for himself but he’s my canned ham.
The view of a woman's vagina between her ass cheeks when she is bent over.
When my wife bent over naked, I could see the clam between the ham.
1) Similar to the game "just the tip" where the girl let's you grind up against her vagina without letting you have full penetration.
You know that foreign exchange girl? Last night we got drunk and played poking the ham for two hours...Now I've got the worst case of blue balls in the history of mankind.
A support group for folks who bet right at Poker but still don't ever win.
After 83 straight days of losing at Poker Handsome Ham joined Ham-Anon to share support stories with others that don't know why they keep losing. .