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Cock Ness Monster

A penis so monstrous that its very existence is doubted by some. Also called Nessie for short.

Jane said John had a Cock Ness Monster, but I didn't know if such a fantastic tale could be true.

by Sastwatch August 22, 2007

68πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Monster energy drink

Monster energy drink is an energy drink that taste ok, and is very cool and kind of cheap. It used to be $2.00 a can, but now it's $2.50. Red bull taste better, but Monster gives you twice the beverage size (16oz) and twice the energy for the same price as Redbull, which is $2.50 a 8oz can. Redbull cost $2.75 now for a 8oz can. Monster energy drink has caffeine and B vitamins and comes in many flavors and is usually low carb unless you get the regular Monster. The low carb varieties are usually Monster ultra something. Venom energy drink used to be $1.00, but now it's $1.25.

Modafinil and Armodafinil keeps you awake better than all the coffee in the world and without jitteriness or anxiety, but it doesn't give you energy or confidence, just effective wakefulness. Monster is more like for energy.

Tyler: I'm casterboarding!

*drinks monster ultra peach.

Tyler: Woo hoo! This is good Monster energy drink.

by HawaiianPunch1 March 14, 2023


My singing monsters

Everyone’s favourite game that your friends will force you to play

(I am the friend)

Have you downloaded my singing monsters yet?

by Play my_singing_monsters_pleas November 11, 2021

30πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Dyke Monster

A insult for a person or thing that you hate or just think is plain gay

wow your such a dyke monster

by hickerdicker March 31, 2005

6πŸ‘ 37πŸ‘Ž


loch ness monster

A mythical creature said to live in a lake in Scotland. Keeps trying to get $3.50 from Chef's parents. Once dressed up as a Girl Scout to achieve said goal.

"No, you God damn Loch Ness Monsta, I ain't givin' you no three fitty!"

by J. Hasak October 14, 2003

1058πŸ‘ 162πŸ‘Ž


Prehistoric Monster Syndrome

PMS- pre-menstrual syndrome

My best friend is being so bitchy it's coz she has prehistoric monster syndrome

by Bianca13wyrm January 27, 2008

22πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Monster Hunter World

Monster Hunter: World is an action role-playing game developed and published by Capcom. A part of the Monster Hunter franchise, the game was released for PlayStation 4 and Xbox One worldwide in January 2018. The Microsoft Windows version is scheduled for later in 2018. In Monster Hunter: World, the player takes the role of a Hunter, tasked to hunt down and either kill or trap monsters that roam in one of several environmental spaces. If successful, the player is rewarded through loot consisting of parts from the monster and other elements that are used to craft weapons and armor, among other equipment. The game's core loop has the player crafting appropriate gear to be able to hunt down more difficult monsters, which in turn provide parts that lead to even more powerful gear. Players may hunt alone, or can hunt in cooperative groups of up to four players via the game's online services.

Person 1: Have you tried Monster Hunter World?

Person 2: Yeah it’s a great game!

by Darkspace February 1, 2018

32πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž