Golden apple

When you shit in your partners hand and then make a ball with the shit, after you roll it in gold glitter. Let it harden and then shove it up your partners ass. Leaving it golden and then eat that apple out. Leaving both partners with beautiful gold. Aka the ol golden bastard.

Hey man last time.. we did the golden apple! Now my beard is full of gold glitter and my girl has been shiting golden flakes for days. Yo homie we rich bitch.

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golden water fountain

Urinating while receiving oral sex.

Brett loves when he gets a golden water fountain from his girlfriend Bree!

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Golden Clown Penis

A variation of the clown penis. While giving the basic clown penis, the girl pees on the clown penis, giving the impression that the clown penis is actually the one urinating.

Bob was upset and gave Suzy a clown penis, but she showed him up when she returned the favor with a golden clown penis.

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Golden whale

A clothing company from new jersey
popular in winslow and williamstown particularly

you man i was wearing jeans a golden whale last night lookin fly

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golden nut

a nut that is topped of with pee

would you like a golden nut on your face?

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Golden Decade

Hooking up with someone from every year that you're in college.

This means that someone who is Class of 2013 will be responsible for 2010, 2011, 2012, AND, 2014, 2015, and 2016.

Emily is on the prowl to finish her Golden Decade tonight. She only has to bring a freshman home.

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The golden coin maker

*Its the golden coin maker!* 👑cut out the *foil*👧🏽 then take the chocolate🍫 you’ve already *melted* and made 🍧 give it a *push* and *YES* ✅ it’s covered 📎 now take your designs and put them in the press🍇 a quick *TWIST OF THE TOP*🔝🎽 and *WOW* 🤩 out comes your *own golden coin 🪙!* *The golden coin maker 🥳* THE GOLDEN COIN MAKER

*Its the golden coin maker!* 👑cut out the *foil*👧🏽 then take the chocolate🍫 you’ve already *melted* and made 🍧 give it a *push* and *YES* ✅ it’s covered 📎 now take your designs and put them in the press🍇 a quick *TWIST OF THE TOP*🔝🎽 and *WOW* 🤩 out comes your *own golden coin 🪙!* *The golden coin maker 🥳* THE GOLDEN COIN MAKER