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A young man from a ghetto who believes himself to be a liberator of fine goods (chains, wallets, etc) from wealthy people to give to the less fortunate.
Jayquan went robin in the hood today and got me a gold chain!
A point of hyphiness where distinct speech is no longer possible and it takes three tries to say "zooted".
"Hey dude how are you feelin?"
"Hoode' Boode' Zoode'!"
A hooded plover is another word for foreskin.
Mate he isn't a hooded plover!
Strewth did not expect that one
When a person gets so obese, they have to lift their gut like a car hood to see anything below the waist.
If I ever get so fat that I get a car hood. Kill me
When a stereotypical white guy or nerdy asian guy have a few drinks and start acting black, aka whiggers/chiggers, respectively. Guys that are under the hood buzz like girls with ghetto booties and love playing the song "shake ya ass" by mystical.
Common signs of Hood Buzz:
saying "Sup Dogg," "pound it," "check out dem 22s," walking with a limp, throwing up fake gang signs (typically westside), waving with both hands, puking in bushes, starting fights, losing fights, replacing "yall" for "you", pretending your Chrysler 300 is a Bentley, reciting random rap lyrics, etc.
1: Look at Clearance, he's drunk and he's acting black.
2: Oh gosh, he has a Hood buzz. This is the last time we bring Clearance to the country club.
Clearance: "Ah yea, listen up yall beezies to my bentleys sounds system. shake ya ass ladies. looks like someones going to be having my baby, baby"
when someone trashy is going to beat the shit out of you.
she’s a trashy ho she’ll hood whoop you.
It is a game that can be played with three circumcised males that takes the place of “Docking” since it is impossible for them to ‘Dock’. Two of the males put their penises tip to tip, and the third male uses the loose skin from their testicles to wrap around the two penis tips and create a “coupler” that holds them tip to tip.
I am so bored, I hope Kevin and Alex want to go do Boyz in da Hood with me.