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A robot who works at a soda fountain.
Dae: "That robot soda jerk was so cute!"
Sally: "Dude are you also robosexual?"
Dae: "YAS QUEEN & HIV POSITIVE!"
(verb) The process of ejaculation on ones face, and then proceeding to enthusiastically attack said face with palm of hand.
(verb). Smacking yo bitch after yu bust that nut on his/her face.
Bro, Becky is into some freaky shit. Last night she asked me to jerk smack her for the first time. Not gonna lie, I was into it.
When your man is about to jizz and it squirts in your eye and two days later you are being seen for pink eye.
I was trying to aim for her face but burped as I was cumming and missed and it went all in her eye and gave her a jerk squirt infection. l
The act of sprinting before an orgasm to see how far you can run.
I broke my Olympic Jerk record of 10 feet!
noun: person: A Jerk-off Jehova Witness is somebody who only texts or calls you when he's jerking off, and doesn't ever want to actually meet. He is annoying and comes a-knocking at the times that are convenient only to them.
Mike only ever calls me when he's jerking off. I offer to make plans so we can both get off, but something always comes up. He's such a jerk-off jehova. aka. a Jerk-Off Jehova Witness
The motion people do when they're shaking up a protein powder in water/milk and they jerk the bottle everywhere
"What's that guy doing?"
"Oh, he's gym jerking"
When your dick has a sunburn but you proceed to masturbate against your better judgement.
"Troy's laid up in bed after jerking the jerky."
"Should've taken a cold shower to stop from jerking the jerky."