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An american artist with hidden talents.
She is weird... obvously ... and she uses a lot of techno beats, but she also does a lot of acoustic songs on the piano. She is a classically trained pianist, and got accepted into NYU's music and performing arts program, which is REALLY HARD to get into, like... REALLY hard... you have to be really good!... however she's is always judged for trying to be different.... in the end you can love her or hate her, but ou can't say she can't sing... go look up her acoustic versions LIVE of her songs...my favorite one was her song "Captivated" which she performed @ NYU , or her acoustic version of pokerface on a show in Tokyo.... REALLY REALLY GOOD :) Seriously, I wasn't a huge fan til i saw it youtube it if you dont think she can sing... cause oh boy.... she CAN. Oh and she cleared uo the hemaphrodite/man rumor a long time ago... SHE'S A FEMALE KEEP UP WITH THE TIMES PEOPLE :) lol! have a nice day :)
There can be no example. Lady GaGa is just GaGa... just accept it already
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Lady Gaga, a.k.a Stefani Angelina Joanette Germonatta is a 26-year-old singer, performance artist and songwriter. She learned how to play the piano by ear at the age of 4, made her first ballad at the age of 13, and began performing at Open Mike nights at the age of 14. After being signed to Kon Live Distribution, Streamline introduced Gaga to producers RedOne and Martin Kierszenbaum. Together, they produced many songs, most of which are in her 2008 release album, "The Fame". The album was an instant commercial success, and was nominated for Album of The Year. Despite controversy caused by Gaga's music videos for "Telephone" and "Alejandro", they made Gaga the first artist to gain one billion views on YouTube. In April of 2010, Gaga was named one of Time Magazine's 100 most influential people of the year. Gaga's second studio album and third major release Born This Way was released on May 23, 2011. Gaga has been entitled to fashion and artistry throughout her entire life, and when she became famous she decided to take advantage of her fame and made her love for eccentric fashion known to the world. In the Monster Ball, there are many different and eccentric forms of art and fashion within the stage, the dancers and the outfits. Lady Gaga is a nurturing, creative, and talented woman, whose music has saved the lives of many teenagers who have felt or currently feel how she felt as a teenager: insecure. She's amazing.
Homophobic Troll: Eww Lady Gaga's such a fucking retard and she's a man even though she tucks LOLOL
Little Monster: Oh yeah? Google her. Right now.
Homophobic Troll: The words are too long LOLOL fake and gay
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A promiscuous whore. A female who gets around. A mistress or hooker. But sometimes it's just fun to refer to dumb sluts in high school as this because they don't realize you're making fun of them.
If they have any sort of myspace or facebook account, most of her 'about me' section is filled with various denials and excuses for her promiscuity such as: "I've been hurt so many times", "Guys are assholes", or "I really am a nice girl who just likes to have fun". Also "I hate sluts", "I'm a bitch and I'll let you know what's up", and "People who talk about me behind my back don't have the balls to say it to my face".
Branden: Dude, look at that ass, I would do her so fast...
Nick: Can't say I wouldn't, though she is quite the...oh, how do I say this nicely..."lady of ill repute".
Branden: You know, everyone says "oh she's slept with every guy in the school", well why haven't we gotten any?
Nick: You mean you haven't?
Branden: Oh what the fuck!
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This is how to get ladies
"I have a big dick."
Lady, "Lets go fuck
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When you fuck a girl in her ass, pussy, and mouth, all in one night.
Once I missed her pussy (on purpose) and slipped it in her ass I might as well make Amandalee three times a lady...so I finished off by sticking it in her mouth.
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a woman, usually middle-aged or older, who lives alone with no husband or boyfriend, and fills the empty lonely void in her life with as many cats as she can collect in one place. Said homes are usually very stinky and the aformentioned woman may also very likely be white trash
"Did anyone see that crazy cat lady on the news last night with the thirty cats? Her trailer was such a health hazard that it was condemned by the town"
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Cheap perfume that smells terrible and makes everyone except the perfume wearer sick. Usually worn by women who are 50 years of age or older. Tends to stick to hair and clothing.
"Susan stopped by last night and my whole house reeks like old lady perfume. She hugged me and I had to take a shower and wash my clothes to get it off me."
Greg: "It stinks in here, what is that?!"
Marsha: "Alice was just here and I'm pretty sure she bathed in old lady perfume this morning."
Greg: "Gross. Go take a shower."
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