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a) (humorous); what you do when when you come out of the shower and you are too bloody lazy to use either a towel or a blow dryer to dry your hair comme du monde and you just shake your hair all over the place, literally like a wet dog, hence the name
b) (drug addiction) : episodes of literal uncontrollable 'wet dog shaking' characteristic of drug addicts undergoing withdrawal symptoms, especially withdrawal from heroin or cocaine.
mother: Stan, why the hell is the bathroom floor wet again?
Stan: lol, don't ask stupid questions, you won't receive a stupid answer. It's lol because I just did wet dog shakes; I was to lazy to use a blow dryer.
mother: Stan, I hope this wasn't f-sag. Now go take a mop and mop the bathroom floor
When Shit mixes with liquids such as," Lemonade, Lime Soda, and other sour beverages," gets blended together, drank by someone and then said person laughs hard enough to make the beverage shoot up the persons throat and out of the nostrils.
That party last night was epic. Cornelious made Linda laugh so hard she pulled a Bitter Brown Shit Shake Buster!
When you get head while milking a goat, and after you cum, you squirt warm goat milk in thier mouth along with the semen, and then kiss.
I love getting up early to do morning chores on the farm when I can share a good a Manny Nanny Shake with the help.
An old British advert from the 1980's where a woman dances while using Shake and Vac, a carpet freshener from Glade.
Do the Shake and vac, and put the freshness back!
A British advert from the 1980's in which a woman dances around the room while singing about Glade's Shake and Vac carpet freshener.
Do the Shake and Vac, and put the freshness back!
Exercising.
Going to the gym to shake off the calories from all the cakes and junk you over indulged in over the weekend.
“What you doing right now?”
“I’m at the gym, trying to shake the cakes”