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When sitting on your feet and or shoe the buttocks we'll be flat as a sole of a shoe.
Stop sitting on ya feet you gonna have Shoe Booty.
Obsessively shopping for shoes online that you know you will not buy. *but probably will buy*
“I went Shoe-Gazing on JustFab today and found the cutest boots”
Shoes you wear when you’re about to go fuck around
Hey son, grab your fuck around shoes, we’re going to the mall
If you were to ever be called a queef, right now would be that time! No guy should ever wear toe shoes! It screams, I have a massive vagina to the world!
Most guys named Jay like to wear toe shoes.
Did u see that guy wearing "toe shoes"??
Ya omg I think his name is Jay! What a queef!
Wanna be bass tournament angler that has a jersey full of sponsors giving him a 10% discount. Also has a wrapped truck and not that he paid for himself.
look at that clown shoe mother fucker at the fruit jar wearing a jersey.
A pair of shoes which are hella pointy or look like they're from the 1800s.
"Boy look at that lady's shoes Why are they so old and pointy"
"I know right... she's got Shakespeare shoes "
4-5 reams of paper in a box with string/zipties holding them to the user's feet; Most commonly used to compete in Flonkerton, an Icelandic sport
Kevin was unable to lift his paper snow shoes, so Phyllis won the game of Flonkerton.