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Q-Tip

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An elderly person, usually a woman who quickly pulls out into busy traffic and proceeds at 40MPH below whatever the posted speed limit is. When capable drivers, that should actually be allowed to drive, approach from behind, it can appear as if a Q-Tip was seat-belted in behind the wheel.

Man, I was ripping my V Max up the road and this damn Q-Tip pulled out in front of me!

by Broken Dock September 17, 2019


Alaskan Tip Dip

During a blowjob the female will bite off the males tip, then proceed to drill it into the man’s anus. After inserted the man will then shit into the tip and take it out to feed it to his offspring.

Yo Jacob! My wife just gave me a Alaskan Tip Dip

by Ilovekidsbelowtheageof7 February 11, 2024


tip your landlord

(English, verb) - A sardonically sarcastic verb towards landlords - often times the well off individuals that own public housing such as apartment buildings and townhouses as financial and profit-accruing assets in places they do not reside in - and a verb indicating solitude and sometimes disgust towards their tenants that are being increasingly exploited by the housing market, through means of forcing them to pay more to stay in the areas they live in.

During the heated debate about rising rents in the city, Sarah couldn't help but retort using an egregiously sardonic comment, telling those to "tip your landlord", indicating that landlords often care more about their profits more than the well-being of their tenants, and that those who live under them should keep giving more to force them to suffer under their own irresponsible decision making.

by ImNotTheOxfordDictionary September 9, 2023

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Chili Tip

when a girl/guy gets done finger blasting their sphinctor and you clean off their poo residue like you just got done eating Nacho cheese Doritos.

Yeah bro last night I knocked out two servings of TK's chili tips.

by slytherinslueth11 February 14, 2015


Tip dicking

When two males have raging hardons and are in sync with eachother that they start thinking the same. In bed their touching tips.

Man, Lucino and David keep sending the same meme at the same time!

Bro they’re probably tip dicking

by ElTitotote August 23, 2021


Touching Tips

Reference to the new Apple IOS 17 update where a feature allows you to touch the tip of your iPhone with someone else's iPhone to share contacts with them.

TOUCHING TIPS: Reference to the Apple IOS 17 update where a feature allows you to touch the tip of your iPhone with someone else's iPhone to share contacts with them. Nice meeting you, to stay in touch let's "Touch Tips".

by GoBlueMrBrightside December 8, 2023


Inferno tip

When you are washing your package and get soap in the tip

I finally washed my balls but I had the meanest inferno tip yet

by Hashimo September 11, 2024