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Rock tit is what happens to your nipples when they get cold, or in some cases, when one gets horny. Rock tit is characterized by a sudden hardening of the nipples, hence the name.
More "severe" cases of rock tit, where ones nipples are so hard they could shatter bones, is named "Diamond tit".
Joe: Dude, you should have put on a better shirt for today.
Hal: Why's that?
Joe: It's cold out and I can see your rock tit.
Hal: Aww shit!
Joe: Attractive.
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Tits that are the same or similar size to grenades
she aint worth rootin if she got grenade tits!
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When the hair forms around the nipples causing it to look like an afro.
"Hey check out laurel she has some great afro tits."
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This is a classic position of lovers looking to rekindle the spark. First a woman lays on her back upon a table or long, flat surface (it is key that she is in the buff). Then her lover (also nude) straddles her face while gently placing his testicles and scrotum along her mouth and neck. Next he positions himself in a way that his erect member, can smoothly sail the region between her twin peaks.
Joseph: I broke up with Trisha last night.
Justin: Aw shucks man, why?
Joseph: That strumpet refused to have Tits and Tea before bed.
Justin: Good riddance!
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A sour faced old hag, typically from Rochdale or Oldham. Usually pregnant at age 46
Fuck me, that Vinegar Tits is a miserable bitch with a face only a mother could love
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Those fat ass titties that look like they bout to fukin pop at any second. Real big and perky and don't sag.
Pamela Anderson, Dolly Parton, or Carmen Electra. Bra Sizes: Big C Cups or higher. "DAMN! She got them bubble tits son!" or "Ay, yo momma got sum big ass bubble tits." or "I wanna motor boat those bubble tits ova there"
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