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When the cock is all decorated, shiny and stringing a sloppy amalgam
of cum and sex juices.
That slut was so wet she game me tinsel dick.
Grab me a towel so I can wipe up this tinsel dick.
Part of Speech: Adjective
When one desires to shoot their dick off due to emotional turbulence. This follows the notion that the only proper healthy response to emotional pain is physical pain of great magnitude.
"Fuck I lost my vape, I'm gonna shoot my dick off. I'm feeling dick-shooty."
based on the term "couch surfer", a dick surfer is a chick who provides sexual favors for a place to crash.
would love to get with kate again, but she's a dick surfer, man! she'll stay at my place for days.
an excuse given by women when approached by sketchy/less-than-desirable males at parties or on the street
male: "So wassup, can I get your number?"
female: "um yeah sure, but try to call me before the operation"
male: "what operation?"
female: "oh i'm having my dick tucked"
male: .......
Hey, Kevin! Quit dicking the pudding and get to work!
The act of a person giving stimulation or being used for stimulation by five penises/phallic objects.
Usually achieved by having the "angel" focus on simultaneously jerking dicks in each hand, while the pussy, ass, and mouth are fucked.
We were all taking turns banging this one chick. But then all of a sudden she flips herself into doggy and grabs flanking cocks and ask for a john in her mouth.
As soon as every orifice was filled she started glowing with a horny light like an angel.
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