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Purple Fire Hydrant

Noun- A bruised dick

The girl gave me a purple fire hydrant!

by ShrekOnion69 December 15, 2014


Purple Spaghetti Story

A Purple Spaghetti Story is an overly long, meandering joke told as if it were a short story (sometimes about a real person - to make it seem real) usually about purple Spaghetti and ending with an unrelated lesson learned. They are often also called, or similar to, a Shaggy Dog Story.

During dinner, Uncle Richard told his nephews Zack and Aaron his famous Purple Spaghetti Story about his son Jeremy being sent to the principals office because he was passing notes in math class. Of course when the principal asked, Jeremy said he was just writing about Purple Spaghetti. By the time Richard finally reached the unrelated punch line ("look both ways before crossing the street") the boys had fallen asleep.

by NZev November 3, 2021


Dat purples kuwade

A reference from the SML movies about Black Yoshi's Purple Kool-Aid addiction.

M4R10 pleez! I neeeeed Dat purples kuwade!

by Retarded64 October 5, 2020


Dat purples kuwade

A reference from the SML movies of Black Yoshi and his Purple Kool-Aid addiction.

I NEED Dat purples kuwade!

by Retarded64 October 5, 2020


purple link syndrome

The results (purple links i.e. already visited) that google shows after searching up for something without finding it, and you look for it yet one more time!

short: PLS

software developer 1: can't find the solution to XYZ problem
software developer 2: did you check on google ?
software developer 3: so much that i have a purple link syndrome now !

by r_king July 21, 2014


Brent’s purple cock

‘Brent’s purple cock’ is a commonly used phrase among Nova Scotians (residents of Nova Scotia, a Canadian province).

Yeah bro, that looks like Brent’s purple cock!”

by Angryboi July 2, 2022


Purple Spastic Bitch

A badly coordinated mean spirited gossipy woman who resembles a bellend in physical appearance.

That purple spastic bitch be tripping.

by Little Gimpy Man February 28, 2012

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