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callum bowden smith, also known as callum bargainman or callum luvsa-barg, is young lad who gets off on eating two burgers and chips and ketchup in a 8:2 ratio. he is partial to temu skincare (loves a good bargain) and kayaking. he can be a bit gammy but that just adds to his charm. his hair is a clod and his big toe is unfathomably hairy. he’s prone to being a bit moody. you can often find callum in the naughty corner being hounded by older, and, quite frankly, grim, old men.
“omg!! isn’t that callum bowden smith??”
“yeah.. don’t fart next to him. he’ll have a right paddy.
The hottest man alive with the best moobies. Gets all the females
I want to make love with Smith templeton
Da brand of side-by-side or over-'n'-under device typically utilized at "mandatorily tying da knot due to voluntarily forming a bump" services.
To lessen da chance of having a Smith & Wedding in your vicinity, it's wise to use condoms till you actually get hitched.
An archaic, "emo phase" hair style, in which the bangs and crown are long but the sides are shaved... In reference to Jazz bassist and Bond Villain (Mr. Kidd from Diamonds Are Forever) Patrick "Putter" Smith.
That shitty bassist for that punk band playing at the VFW tonight out here lookin' like a Reverse Putter Smith.
A man who is pecan brown and is prone to suffering in cold weather.
Cliff smith is out there looking like a gingerbread man with all them clothes on
A very handsome, usually chocolate man. He's very popular and always surrounded by the best of the best. Everyone want's to be him.
How can I make an appointment to hang out with Kaivon Smith? I'm dying to be friends with him!