Does a brown bear shit in the woods?

a more vulgar way to say "Does a chicken have lips?". A sarcastic way to answer a question with a question. You could say "Does a brown bear crap in the woods?" instead. Either way, the other person is supposed to say "yes".

Ricky: Was that Economics 200 exam difficult?

George: Does a brown bear shit in the woods?

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Tiger Woods Putt Putt Challenge

The act of sodomizing one, or multiple adult film actresses, with a 9-iron while wearing a visor, polo shirt, khaki pants, formal dress shoes and pumping your fist like you just sank a birdie putt.

-"So, you had a good time with Abby last night, if you know what I'm saying?"

-"Fuck yeah; I took the Tiger Woods Putt Putt Challenge for like, half an hour."

-"Are you fucking serious? Your gayer than AIDS."

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Morning-wood wack off party

A pre-breakfast gathering of classy gentlemen who unsheath their morning wood or Erections for a little masterbation party. Holding hands is optional. No Homo.

Man, I woke up this morning really lonely and just thought. "I could really use a morning-wood wack off party".

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Do You Wanna Hold This Wood

Wood, as in Cock, Meaing:

'do you wanna hold this cock?'

usually means do you want to 'park the car in the garage,' meaning can I put my cock in your Pussy.

If someone says to you, 'do you wanna hold this wood? it means they wanna fuck.

(A term commonly used by Roadmen)

Wagwan Peng ting Do You Wanna Hold This Wood yeah, Dam you lookin fine as hell why don't man get your snap and we can hop back to my bando yeah?

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

A tongue twister

Say it five times fast

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black decker woody wood pecker

A black dick that is hard.

Jason had a black decker woody wood pecker.

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Punching Trees Give Me Wood

1. An internet meme that is based around a gameplay element in the popular online sandbox/adventure game Minecraft where your character can punch trees to break them and collect their wood. This is a source of TV shirts and other internet jokes.

2. It can also be used perversively (like a That's What She Said joke).
3. It can also be used to say you're going to play Minecraft

Examples:
1. Dude1: Why are you punching that tree
Dude2: They give me wood when I do this
Dude1: Bro that's only in Minecraft
2. Punching trees gives me a hard-on.
3. Dude1: Hey, I'm going to go punch some trees
Dude2: Talking about Minecraft?
Dude1: No... I'm just really mad right now.

Minecraft Meme Punching Trees Give Me Wood

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