Excuse I make when I find out that {ENTER NAME HERE} is cheating on me but i dont want to believe it.
Concerned friend: Yo bro I saw her getting freaky wit sum bois from school
"Bro" : No way she was working at the café
The act of getting other people to perform your work because you do not know how to do your job. In common usage it is a Vb.
"Hey, she is crowing work off on me"
Bob: "Why are you working on that?"
Ed: "Because Suzy doesn't know how to do it and asked if I would do it."
Bob: "Classic work crow Ed."
The act of having sex with a female and then doing a shift right after.
Went up to Sally's last night and gave 'er a right working man. Shagged 'er, got me boots on, then off to work. Best shift I've ever done.
Is when monkey is here and laptop is there.
Somebody on the soffa under cover sleeping or just there and at the same time working on the laptop, but it is on the other side of the sofa - you work like a monkey.
Working hard at not working, or working as little as possible. A fancier way of saying "slacking off".
"Yeah, Bob has been working as hard as a congressman."
"Give me a break! I've been working as hard as a congressman all day!"
"He should really run for congress, he already works as hard as they do."
"Jim is working as hard as a congressman right now, you can reach him later."
When someone is exposing the sauce/technique/secret/pro-tip/the way you live
Telling the police where the drugs at are at. “Man jack is giving up the work to the police!”