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The act of shooting poop out of both areolas simultaneously with the consistency of hot lava exploding out of a volcano. Although usually brought on by something hilarious or shocking, this can also be used as a defense mechanism.
Dude, if that guy comes at me with a knife, I'm gonna shotty blast him in the eye with straight shit nips.
The irresistible urge to blow up a bathroom after eating Five Guys. Usually sets in 53-65 minutes after consuming. Worsened by Cajun Fries
Man Running Through Airport: “Excuse me, excuse me, coming through. “
Stranger 1: “He must have a tight connection.”
Stranger 2: “No, I’ve seen that run before and that crazed look in his eyes. Poor bastard has the Five Guys Shits.
Methamphetamine that's so bad it has you yawning off instead of going to the garage and grabbing a pail to repaint your house overnight...
Hey boo, what you think of this 'shit crank'...
Well... You don't see me repainting the house do you?
A crude term used to describe a piece of media or behaviour characterized by senselessness, nihilism and overall lack of substance.
-Did you see the latest MrBeast video?
-No that's retard shit.
When a guy goes bald but still has a circle of scraggly hair around the crown of his head
Wow look at Sean, he has acquired quite the shit halo since college.
The feeling of pleasure while holding in a poop.
"Stimulation of the nerve can give you the chills and drop your heart rate and blood pressure enough to cause you to feel lightheaded and super-relaxed." -Google
I'm not going to the bathroom cause I'm on a Shit-high right now
When you half-ass anything. When you just throw out a guess.
"How did you do on the test Onalee?"
"I don't know I just threw shit on a wall."