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Don’t stifle your tinkle too much. That’s bad for you.
The state of being able to quickly remember something.
“Who was your favorite middle school teacher?” - Ellen
“I honestly don’t know. It’s been years since I was in middle school.” - Kurt
“I’m sure you’ve had a lot of teachers in middle school whom you couldn’t name with a gun to your head.” - Ellen
common phrase said by shlinkot
yes you look like you get no bitches on your dick
In the space that is familiar to you hence the "cube" also known as your environment.
You'll be fine once you are in your cube again!
Telling a black person they have insulted a white person
Nick Cannon, white people need to Paula Dean your ass regarding your white face character
May 24, name your pet mina day🥰🧞 ♂️😈
“I got a new dog, what should i name it??”
“It’s may 24, name it mina”
“why?”
“It’s name your pet mina day”
When a porn star is so shit they have to fluff themself. ie: amateur shit.
A really poor bloke makes a porn, but he's got no money for a fluffer, he's sad but has to do it himself.
"where is my fluffer?"
"you are so poor you will have to do it yourself"
"fapfapfap *tear)
(lol he's Fluffing your own pole?")