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A phrase used by lesbian teenage girls who are best friends with the girl you’re dating. They use this phrase to attempt to intimidate you, but it really doesn’t work and makes them seem stupid.
Mary: “She’s my best friend, so you better not hurt her!”
Bob: “What the hell are you going to do if I hurt her without getting somebody else involved? I’m almost six feet at the age of 14, lift weights at home, and have beaten up a bully of mine before. Tell me: how are you going to do anything?”
Mary: “Uhhhhh...”
Bob: “That’s what I thought.”
Someone ate your mom do i really need to explain
Gary you fat emo fuckface you ate my mom!
vehemently disagreeing with someone
I am the leader of this platoon and what I say goes! The hell, you say! You are nothing without me
Sarcastic reply to use when someone is being oblivious to something you just mentioned
Friend: So what're you doing this Saturday?
You: I'm spending the weekend at my girlfriend's house.
Friend: Cool, so you wanna come over? Like, on Saturday?
You: *You should see an ear doctor*. What the fuck do you think I just said???
You stole my big pot something in fortnite when some fucking cunt steals your big pot.
You: you stole my big pot .
Friend: I'm dead fuck idoit.
Take a drink of some water or your chosen liquid. Drink you sink your cone!
Blue dream guy: "I'm going to absolutely demolish this cone".
Cewpins: "Drink before you sink!"
Me to dara
Me: I am you but from the future
Dara: O_o
Me: :D