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How Do You Understand Women

You cant.

(dude 1); Bro my girl is soo confusing.
(dude 2); That's not gonna change homie.
(dude 1); How Do You Understand Women???
(dude 2); You cant.

by TheSemiWiseChild February 16, 2022

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you just got lulled

b) "You just got Lulled" - (1) To "Williamize" or break down all stories and sentences to such an extent of barney style that it "lulls" the listener to sleep. (2) To stretch out a 1 minute conversation into an entire days discussion

You just got lulled - "My new born baby cannot get enrolled into DEERS.... 6 hours later.... and that's why I cannot understand why DEERS will not let me enroll my child without a marriage certificate for me and my wife"; (3) When you know that your chain of thought just went to oblivion; (4) In other words, getting Lulled is worse than going to a safety brief on a 96.

by Supply Det June 7, 2011


If you want my gun, try and take it

An expression used by Trixie Mattel to make fun of or parodise something in a stereotypical southern american accent

Person 1: „Why do these gay people need a parade, why do they need to be so in your face about it?“
Person 2 (with irony): „If you want my gun, try and take it“

by Langiuca October 3, 2023


Am you ratard?

Retard way to say: are you retard?

Player: ni**a you i suck dick
Player2: what?
Player: NOOB NOOB NOOB N008 NI**A IDIOT NOOB

Player2: *kicks the player from the game*
Player: *rejoins*
Player: noob am you ratard?
Player2: *reports him and bans him from the game*

//

by Pucca the :) February 6, 2019


You are not supposed to be able to see this

I cannot contact you in any way and, therefore, cannot threaten you with anything here.

Hym "I have not threatened anyone as you are not supposed to be able to see this. I am nit communicating with you in any way shape or form and if YOU are communicating with ME or interacting with THIS it is EXPLICITLY INTENDED to mirror the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia and is done explicitly as a form of cooperative gaslighting and harassment AND your ability to do so is contingent on a surveillance apparatus set up around me by people who have no authority to do so. If it was a crime you would be taking me to court. Therefore, you must get more out of this than you would taking me to court. You will submit to legal recourse or I will murder a child. I was also fired while striking so that is cool. Ummm. Yeah. Chop chop. I'm going to be a lot less sympathetic to people who advocated for the continuation of a bizarre and cruel violation of my rights and the theft of my property the longer this continues and I agree to NO CONDITIONS until I've been credit and paid in accordance with my contributions. Die today please."

by Hym Iam August 20, 2024


THANK YOU REALISM

MEM0RY 0F VICTIMS...JULY 20, 2022 3:33 PM....7:16 PM
W0RLD TRADE CENTER OCT0BER 11. 2001
RES0RTS W0RLD PASAY PHILIPINES JUNE 2, 2017
OCT0BER 1, 2017 121 DAYS
KNIGHTS.88 SHARKS.76 3 5 10:51 PM OCT0BER 1, 2017
T0 MANDALAY BAY PARADISE
CHAMPLAIN T0WERS...JUNE 24 , 2021 ...PANCAKE.PUCK

STACKS.STINK C0LLAPSE.WASTE
UVALDE R0BB ELEMENTARY SCH00L JUNE 24, 2022....365 DAYS

DEFINITION SCROLL APPLICATION

IT IS HEREBY A SALUTATION.

A job well done AARON WATSON PECKHAM with the URBAN DICTIONARY and congratulations in your EXPANSION OF YOUR INSIGHTFUL D0 TEAM = TEEM = 0K P00P = EARS.

43

143 PR0FRESSIVE SIDE BET 5

The THANK YOU REALISM swims real truthfully as ANAL QLAN your occupation is not ACTUARIAL CLIMAX PR0STITUTE as the only thing you are is a PHYSICAL LITERALLY "SHITEATER SHIT EATER".

PERVERTED VERBAL ENLIGHTENMENT

REALISM.77
A (FUCKING) SMILER .77
FECES FACES E.77
I WASTE.MATTER.77
AH D00 EAT FECES.77

R.U.L.E.S.

THANK Y0U.SMELL ASS.100
THANKS A BUNCH.122
EAT FECES ASSH0LE.122
THANK Y0U SIR.STRADDLE PENIS.146
FEELING GRATEFUL.148
EAT P00P PEDOPHILE.148
EAT P00P PISS DICK.148

NEWS EVENT

T HANKS.Y0U TUBE.167

AMAZ0N RELAX RIMJ0B.H0CKEY.167
CHAMPLAIN(E)T0WERS.167

ASSH0LE. DINNER YACHT.SLEEP.121
RELAX 666 TEEM.121
GREEK.BALLS. P00 DATE.46
GREEK YACHT ASSH0LE.167

I'M THANKFUL F0R Y0U.185
SHIT STINKS UP.185
BL0WING KISSES T0 Y0U165
EAT URINE SHIT T0ILET..165
THANKS A MILLI0N.143
F0NDNESS F0R FECES.143
THANKS A WATT.STINK A ASSH0LE.138
I'M GIVING THANKS.JUST IN REEK JU.163
THANK Y0U THANK Y0U.200 FAG DAY RES0RTS W0RLD.200

by .MANDATORY SHITEATER July 23, 2022


THANK YOU REALISM

MEM0RY 0F VICTIMS...FROM ...
W0RLD TRADE CENTER

OCT0BER 11., 2001
RES0RTS W0RLD PASAY PHILIPINES JUNE 2, 2017
OCT0BER 1, 2017 121 DAYS
T0 MANDALAY BAY PARADISE, R0UTE 91 HARVEST FESTIVAL

CHAMPLAIN T0WERS.SURFSIDE, FL..JUNE 24 , 2021 ...PANCAKE.PUCK STACKS.STINK C0LLAPSE.M0N-KEY
UVALDE R0BB ELEMENTARY SCH00L JUNE 24, 2022...365 DAYS 3 (666) = 18

DEFINITION SCROLL APPLICATION

IT IS HEREBY A SALUTATION.

A job well done AARON WATSON PECKHAM with the URBAN DICTIONARY and congratulations in your EXPANSION OF YOUR INSIGHTFUL D0 TEAM = TEEM = 0K P00P = EARS.

43

DEFINITION SCROLL APPLICATION

IT IS HEREBY A SALUTATION.

A job well done AARON WATSON PECKHAM with the URBAN DICTIONARY as to declare "THANK YOU REALISM" for every CROWD SOURCING and congratulations in your EXPANSION OF YOUR INSIGHTFUL D0 TEAM = TEEM = 0K P00P = EARS.

43
PERVERTED VERBAL ENLIGHTENMENT

REALISM.77
A (FUCKING) SMILER .77

R.U.L.E.S.

THANK Y0U.SMELL ASS.100
THANKS A BUNCH.122
EAT FECES ASSH0LE.122
THANK Y0U SIR.STRADDLE PENIS.146
FEELING GRATEFUL.148
EAT P00P PEDOPHILE.148
EAT P00P PISS DICK.148

NEWS EVENT

T HANKS.Y0U TUBE.167

AMAZ0N RELAX RIMJ0B.H0CKEY.167
CHAMPLAIN(E)T0WERS.167

ASSH0LE. DINNER YACHT.SLEEP.121
RELAX 666 TEEM.121
GREEK.BALLS. P00 DATE.46
GREEK YACHT ASSH0LE.167

I'M THANKFUL F0R Y0U.185
SHIT STINKS UP.185
BL0WING KISSES T0 Y0U165
EAT URINE SHIT T0ILET..165
THANKS A MILLI0N.143
F0NDNESS F0R FECES.143
THANKS A WATT.STINK A ASSH0LE.138
I'M GIVING THANKS.JUST IN REEK JU.163
THANK Y0U THANK Y0U.200 FAG DAY RES0RTS W0RLD.200

by DISTRAUGHT July 21, 2022