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things that aren't shorter if you say the acronym

Acronyms which are made up by random people because they are not socially adept.

Person 1: Hey, wybtpsfmt?
Person 2: What does that mean.
Person 1: Would you buy that purple sweater for me tomorrow?
Person 2: Wow, that is one of the many things that aren't shorter if you say the acronym

by ishouldfinishmyhomework February 25, 2016


because it's good for you

The ultimate b**ls**t reason that someone in authority impatiently tells you to forcibly pressure you to consume/do something you detest, such as insipidly chomp through a huge bowl of oatmeal, choke down hard/sticky/bitter medicine-pills/powder/syrup, bake in the sun for extended periods, attend school/church, meet/interact with someone whom you fear/dislike, or any other acutely-disagreeable action of dubious --- and still largely unproven, in many cases --- effectiveness or benefit.

Using the age-old "because it's good for you" reasoning to convince someone to perform one or more disagreeable tasks --- especially if you cannot be totally certain that said procedure actually is indeed necessary/appropriate/effective for that particular person, and in those particular circumstances --- has always been an unwise and hurtful procedure; not only may it needlessly subject the "sufferer" to untold misery, but it also can often cause the agonized "victim" to totally turn away from and obsessively do the exact opposite of said practices/procedures (such as entirely shunning "health foods" like vegetables in favor of junk foods like chips and soda, or tempestuously refusing to hear or discuss anything even remotely alluding to religion) just as soon as he gets old enough to begin making his own decisions, and cause him to live an exceedingly unhealthy and "intellectually isolated" lifestyle. Plus it is an especially tragic mistake in current times, when there now exist so many far-more-palatable alternatives to the "basic 'n' boring" past methods of carrying out said "necessary tortures", such as using fun educational videos instead of having to tediously bury one's nose in a dusty book, or administering pleasant-flavored herbal/medicinal beverages instead of following a horridly "strict 'n' mundane" Puritan-type diet.

by QuacksO November 16, 2018


fucks with you

Meaning that you enjoy or like that person.

Person 1: Hey, are you a fan of Kendrick Lamar?
Person 2: Of course! He's the GOAT 🙌🏾
Person 1: I hella fucks with you 😎

by otaku_le May 1, 2017


maxien what do you want for dinner

Never ask Maxien what she wants for dinner. The answer will always be “i dunno
Never ask a woman what she wants for dinner. The answer will always be “i dunno”

Maxien what do you want for dinner?

“I DUNNOOOOOI”

by tajcoanfaodna November 23, 2021


the fuck you is

who are you

conversation between two people

a: you’re not funny
b: ok ok
* random person comes out of no where *
c: b is actually really funny!
….
a: the fuck you is?

by jokko August 10, 2023


Trump you

An expression of profanity; meant to express disgust with one's actions or words. Indicative of a wholly awful person.

"Coronavirus is a Socialist hoax"

"Trump you, that shit killed my uncle Jake"

by deadfoxtrip April 15, 2020


yous(e)

Second-person plural of “you”. Equivalent but more efficient way of saying “you guys”. Analogous to Southern slang of “y’all”. Used by Italian-Americans and others in the Northeast and Mid-Atlantic states such as Maryland, Pennsylvania, New Jersey and New York.

What are yous(e) doing?

Where are yous(e) going tomorrow?

by Secutor March 5, 2022