turn you into a lollipop

When you go elbow deep in your missus arse and pick her up with one arm walk down the street eating her pussy

Im going to turn you into a lollipop

and you weeeeeeren't?

The immediate response to anyone accusing you of being tricked or deceived.

1: <your name>, did you get tricked again?

2:... and you weeeeeeren't?

i told you dog

use this phrase when your friend says that they can do it when they can't.

example: Friend: i will be rich tomorrow! the next day, not rich. you: i told you dog!

YOU N MEEMZ

YOU N MEEMZ is a shop that sells handmade goods by Tahreem Alvi.

Made with love. Made to be special. Made for you n for me. <3

OMG! Did you see the newest drop from YOU N MEEMZ?

You think you savage

A phrase to use to annoy anyone specifically some one named Fabian

Fabian:hi guys what you doing

Bob and Brianna:YOU THINK YOU SAVAGE FOR THAT😹😹😹?

who appointed you?

Asked of anyone who steps up to fill a leadership vacuum, by those who are just standing around complaining and looking lost.

Often followed by the word "God", in a variety of ways.

"Who appointed you? God?"

"Who appointed you God?"

"Who appointed you?"

"God, actually. Get over it."

danke you

It's a Jibby thing

"You speak German well"

"Danke you"