you should see an ear doctor

Sarcastic reply to use when someone is being oblivious to something you just mentioned

Friend: So what're you doing this Saturday?
You: I'm spending the weekend at my girlfriend's house.
Friend: Cool, so you wanna come over? Like, on Saturday?
You: *You should see an ear doctor*. What the fuck do you think I just said???

You stole my big pot

You stole my big pot something in fortnite when some fucking cunt steals your big pot.

You: you stole my big pot .
Friend: I'm dead fuck idoit.

drink before you sink

Take a drink of some water or your chosen liquid. Drink you sink your cone!

Blue dream guy: "I'm going to absolutely demolish this cone".
Cewpins: "Drink before you sink!"

I am you but from the future

Me to dara

Me: I am you but from the future
Dara: O_o
Me: :D

You better take you a nap

The price of your merchendise is to high

Josh: This colt revolver is two thousand dollars

JD: Boy you crazy, you better take you a nap tryin to sell that ol hundred dollar gun for two thousand I got one made in 1949 and it looks like brand new.

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You are a whoooole

Usually u add the adjective "Mehmet" at the end of the sentence and it means that one is behaving really dumb for a moment unintentionally

F: Bro how did u find the album of AK Au65erkontrolle?
A: I typed it in google
F: Bro im askin for your opinion, not the way how u found it, you are a whoooole Mehmet!!

when you forget a really good word to write here so you write this instead.

s a d n e s s .

friend: I just committed when you forget a really good word to write here so you write this instead.
me: i've been there bro.