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Similar to phrases like: “stick it up your ass”, stick it up yours is a way of saying fuck you
Guy 1- “You’re an asshole”
Guy 2- “Stick it up yours”
as in hold your horses , wait a minute O.O
SALLY WE NEEDA DIP AS IN RIGHT NOW I AM NOT IN THE MOOD TO BE PLAYING AROUND
"O.O HOLDS YOUR ASPARAGUS FOR ONE MOMENT"
July 19th is the day you show your titties to someone you're comfortable with.
Person 1: Happy National Show Your Titties Day!
Person 2: Awww thank you
*Shows titties to Person 1*
On my dumbass of a friends birthday you may eat your girl’s pussy if you want to it will be on July 1
Dude: Sorry bro I can’t hang out today
Bro: dude why not
Dude:bro it’s July 1 it National Eat out your girl day
Someone who is too high minded and sididdy that they think there Royalty or something like that.
DAVID: BITCH, THIS IS MY HOUSE AND YOU KNOW IT!!
KATHERINE: WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE COMING AROUND HERE TALKING TO ME LIKE THAT. YOU MUST BE DRINKING WITH YOUR PINKY UP. GET YOUR HEAD OUT THE CLOUDS, DAVID.
(Enters in next door neighbor)
Jared: Could ya'll keep it down or close the door . We're having a study group next door. Oh, and ya'll are in a library.
Swearing on your mother is a way to make sure someone isnt lying.
If the promise is broken, the person has every right to fuck your mother.
H: Yo I swear on my mums life I didn't cheat!
G: Then whats this picture?
H: +9080217490 is her number
(Swearing On your Mother)
To do your clitoris up in your zipper
As I undressed her and rolled her over I told her to lift up so I could move her pants from that area. She asked me why and I replied "So you don't clip your snap".