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compare you to YOU

when females on instagram says "oh my god her bodys perfect"

or
"oh my god shes so pretty"
like ok shes pretty. leave it at that tho.
Theres nothing you can do for your own sanity than admit shes pretty and move on with yourself.
If youre unattractive just say that, respectfully.
You can only compare yourself to your own best.
Look as good as you can, do yourself up, embrace your OWN beauty.

STop worrying about evryoe else.
Thank you have a great day

compare you to you, not the rest

by saacabb April 7, 2022


You guessed her, Chester

An ancient term used to describe when someone guesses something correctly. An older and more white version of bitch you guessed it.

Daquan: did u go to the movies with Jarmarius’ sister yesterday?
Brad: you guessed her, Chester!

by ALLUHAKBAR47 November 11, 2018


I Fuck You

You Fuck

I Fuck You

by cfzvh March 31, 2022


You stupid for that one

Generally a way to give props without full acknowledgment, used in situations where a joke has just been told however the idea of the joke is so out there that it is unexpected however still funny

It is heard a lot more in ghetto areas not so much on the internet

:I don't like her but she wanted my sausage so I took her to the wienerschnitzel

:Bro you stupid for that one lmfao

by Index ferny January 3, 2021


may the mods bless you

Also known as may the jannies bless you.
By uttering this phrase you're wishing your desired target to be banned.

someone: *shills for cuntpitalism*
me: may the mods bless you!

by #LGCC9CCPP September 2, 2021


fucks with you

Meaning that you enjoy or like that person.

Person 1: Hey, are you a fan of Kendrick Lamar?
Person 2: Of course! He's the GOAT 🙌🏾
Person 1: I hella fucks with you 😎

by otaku_le May 1, 2017


maxien what do you want for dinner

Never ask Maxien what she wants for dinner. The answer will always be “i dunno
Never ask a woman what she wants for dinner. The answer will always be “i dunno”

Maxien what do you want for dinner?

“I DUNNOOOOOI”

by tajcoanfaodna November 23, 2021