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On the 10th of January, you are legally and morally allowed to shit on a furry no matter where or when.
Person 1: Dude, it was Shit on a Furry Day yesterday and I accidentally shat on three, when I meant to only shit on one!
Person 2: Damn bro
The handle located inside of passenger cars commonly grabbed onto when something goes wrong. Elderly sometimes use the oh shit stick to assist with entering or exiting cars.
I was ridding shotgun, and the driver was drunk. I grabbed the oh shit stick every time he hit the gas.
When you grab a hold of a body part of another perosn who hasnt showered in a Brian like amount of time. Multiple days of grease and shit will begin oozing towards the surface of his/her skin. Once infected by this “grease and shit” the only cure is to shit your pants in an XBox Live party.
“Ah fuk, atleast i shower.... whenever someone touches you they get a pound of grease n shit”
When you use the bathroom without your phone, usually by accident.
I didn’t realize I left my phone at my desk until I was in the stall so I had to take an Amish shit.
When something is annoying past the point of being horse shit
Dude, I got friend zoned again! This is steaming yak shit!
when you stick your dick in a girl or guys asshole and spoon out a large lice of shit with your cock, then your partner eats the shit off your cock.
Jessica was being a real bitch, so i decided to punish with the Korean shit dipper.