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When there's only one toilet in the house and guess what? its occupied!
This results in hopping up and down jiggling around waiting to do your business. A poo dance.
Person A : Wtf are you doing?!
Person B : A poo dance the toilet doors locked!
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A method in which to prevent any noise whilst shitting.
How to make a poo net: Grab a few sheets of toilet paper and hold them in your hand about 3cm away from your arsehole. Then proceed to shit and your toilet paper and hand will catch it!
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A shute that shoots poo, more commonly known as the anus.
Seriously Sabrina, your poo shute is showing in this photograph!
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When an individual needs to excrete, however due to circumstances is not in a position too. The heat the impending poo produces around the lower regions creates a condensation reaction, leaving the individual with a mildy damp crack and inner thighs.
Friend 1: I really need a poo
Friend 2: Well we have 20 miles to go so you will have to hold it in
Friend 1: But it is so hot. I can feel major poo-densation!
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1) Something that is absolute shit. The worst imaginable thing you have ever seen. It is commonly used to insult someone when they tell a very terrible joke or do something that can only be describes as diarrhea poo.
2) Chronic Diarrhea that causes terrible pain to your ass when coming out. It is slurpy and wet.
1) Jimmy: Hey guys look at this drawing of my mother I spent all last night drawing! What do you think?
Chuck: I think your drawing is absolute diarrhea poo!
2) Jimmy: OMG I went into Chris's bathroom last night after the party to find the grossest fucking diarrhea poo in the toilet. I nearly barfed.
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trump poo is when you think you have to take a shit, but just as you are ready to poo, you get this relief that it's just a giant ass fart that causes the toilet water to magically bubble.
I went to take a massive shit, but turns out it was a massive fart trump poo
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Any time during the day or night when one's body makes a strong suggestion for the owner of said body to engage in the act of fecal excretion; especially via the Anus.
"Oh wow, I can feel it, it's almost poo-thirty", or, "What time is it?....it's almost poo-thirty".
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