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Karim saw a Amin fucking a hooker in the ass and said "Amin you fucking cunto de gunto"
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What you say when there's nothing left to be said.
Girl: Put a condom on.
Guy: I don't want to i'll pull out.
Girl: Put it on or we're not having sex.
Guy:........ Skook de booooo!
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Cycling event that happens every year in France in july gathering hundreds of cyclists from all around the world. It's a competition dominated by Lance Armstrong: an American who win the Tour 7 times in a row.
I will never participate to the Tour de France, I can't pedal more than 85 hours row
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De ja vu while sitting on the toilet.
Man: Man I was taking a fat shit today..
Friend: Oh yeah? Thanks for sharing..
Man: Yeah it was weird, I was having de ja poo..
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Spanish phrase used by Americans of Mexican descendent. Means chewed up face. 😖 Something you would playfully say to someone who shows up with a sour look on their face. The phrase really translates to “iron face” but is meant more for a face that needs to be ironed.
What’s up cara de plancha! Why that look on your face? You haven’t had your coffee this morning?
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any cyclist in complete bicycle apparel going way faster than you, usually because they're training for a race.
i was enjoying a nice, leisurely ride on the path when i almost got clipped by tour de lance.
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a motherfucking beast that loves to eat bread and spaghetti. But not apples because those are nasty. Oh, and an ass.
No way to quite explain a nigga like this (Mireya De Luz)
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