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Usually a container (but not limited to) one may store a collection of deceptive excuses.
Another example of an Excuse box may be Post-It notes with excuses on each note.
Guy: So when are we going to have sex?
Girl: Well the thing is... I have AIDS.
Girl 2: I should really add that to my excuse box.
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A video rental kiosk saturated with adult only films.
Hey Ron, When is cum guzzling road pigs 4 available to rent at pink box?
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A Styrofoam cooler, likely purchased by a red neck, used to ice watermelons, beer, and occasionally black market kidneys.
When the back alley surgeon produced a watermelon box, Scott knew he was not going to get that laser eye surgery.
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When the boss is tired of your bad attitude, lack of production, or general goofing off, it is the box used to placed your personal work items into so that you can make only one trip out the door when you leave the buidling.
The name comes from a car sales person named Billy who would have an argument with the general manager and storm off to the parts department to find a box to put his stuff into. The sales manager would go talk and attempt to cool the sales person down and to prevent him from leaving.
"If you do not like working here, just go to the parts department, get yourself a "Billy Box" for your $#@! and hit the bricks seeking other career opportunities."
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The Penance Box is a way of saying somebody has done something stupid, offensive, etc. To be in the Penance Box means you are in debt to that person and need to make it up to them promptly and appropriately.
If a friend of yours spent months moaning about someone, that person may choose to put you in his/her Penance Box for being such a moaner. A good way to repent would be to buy him/her ice cream or some other tasty treat.
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A commonly employed female system for controlling a man using emotional and physical tactics. Akin to a penile gulag.
After dating for several years, Michelle had successfully caught Pete in her box trap.
Like a Chinese finger cuff, box traps set by females tighten as the male prey helplessly thrashes.
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I need a shower to wash the sand off of my Giina box. I have been at the beach all day, and I hate it when sand gets down there. It just feels all gritty.
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