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something that only dicks and shit heads wear.
and they are unreasonably expensive
girl: hey how are you doing
dick: just listening to my air pods
girl: *turns around*
slut: what is wrong you don't like a rich boy?
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Sweet ass pop-punky 7-piece from Tracy, California.
Friend: Dude, are you checking out the Bel Air show tonight?
Me: Nope, sorry I live in the UK *cries*
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1. The ultimate definition of trying to justify one's masculinity by doing overtly ignorant acts in the name of being "hardcore."
We're going to do control point measures that rival Iraq, because we have nothing better to do, because we're Air Defense Artillery, we even have a song, what?!
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When you go outside after a few drinks and you turn from someone who is relatively sober to a drunken embarrassment.
"Fucking fresh-air sniper, I can't remember spitting in that officer's face on the way home"
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When a girl eats a guys bootyhole while giving him a reach around, he farts in her mouth.
I hot air balloned the shit out of that bitch last night.
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it's when you try to make the weirdo playing on an air guitar stop so you pretend that the music he is making is too loud.
a: dude you should seriousli stop.
b: stop wat?
a: the music
b: huh, i dun make any music
a: ahh! it must be the air-guitar effect!
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Farting into the fourskin of a semi erect penis
Brian's fourskin inflated as bob passed wind down his limp shaft. Hot air ballooning
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