A city in northeast Alabama full of crooked cops and obnoxious college kids.
Jacksonville, Alabama would be a nice place to live if the cops would fuck off and do something productive.
A small town in Calhoun County, Alabama. The town is mostly made up of Jacksonville State University, which is mostly unremarkable except for it's internationally known marching band, The Marching Southerners.
Guy 1: Have you heard of Jacksonville, Alabama?
Guy 2: Isn't that the town with the college with the really great marching band?
Guy 1: Whoop Troy.
Any receptacle found in a vehicle used to collect feces during a urinary or bowel movement, normally occurring while the vehicle is in operation.
"Hold the wheel, Terry, I gotta take a sh*t!"
"You better find yourself an Alabama Bedpan, then!"
The utilization of a motorized scooter for disability (specifically morbid obesity) to drive oneself and their defenseless progeny to a location for more sustenance. The progenitor must so thoroughly fill the motor scooter's space that the progeny cannot physically fit anywhere except a small pocket of air in the floor space of the scooter, sized somewhat akin to a Guantanamo Bay Enhanced Interrogation Room (and accomplishing the same effect).
The Alabama Kangaroo should not be mistaken for the Alabama Camel, as the former keeps progeny safe from flying out, while simultaneously ensuring brain damage (due to hitting the scooter steering column) if the scooter were to stop suddenly.
He’s like a baby kangaroo in his mother's pouch! What an Alabama Kangaroo!
The act where a man inserts a pocket pussy into the tailpipe of a truck and fucks it while a friend hits the accelerator pedal.
Johnny's girlfriend wouldn't sleep with him so he asked me to help him preform an Alabama Blowjobber.
were all there is football and family love to the fullest form
alabama joe went to his sister and got a new nephew