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the best rock opera you'll ever hear, buy the album tits. Greenday has just dropped down to #2 on the billboard. Please buy the album all americans! they cant lose their position on the top 100 albums, they just flanked the record industry in a tribute to the who. Do it for george bush your country!!!!
dont want to be an american idiot. contribute your cash for cd now!
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A redneck, hillbilly, or southerner with more than one gun and a 6-pack of beer.
Redneck: WHART duh yoo jush call may?
Northerner: A hillbilly.
Redneck: Naw hold on a serkind, wee lak ta be called, "Appalachian Americans".
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Anyone associated with this store is either a) stuck up asshole b) girls who follow trends too easily c) a combination of both, and whom also can't think for themselves.
Prep may mean something else, but we needed a word to group all of those kinds of people. Prep worked.
prep: i shop at american eagle, i can be fashionable while saving a great deal of money.
other: awesome, you're also a bitch. fuck you.
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An american that thinks they know everything and can solve all of the problems. Basically they're an American democrat. European democrats are a completly different story, but American democrats tend to blame EVERYTHING negative happening on George Bush. Even though the president has little power nowadays when the legislative branch disagrees with them (which our legislative branch does because they're mostly democrats), they still think he is the cause for all problems, causing his approval rating to be at its record low. They are ignorant because they believe what Obama is saying, when he says things like "see what bush has done to wallstreet" when in fact he didnt, because he cant do things like that unless the democratic ruled congress agrees with him. so really he should be saying "see what democrats are doing to wallstreet". Not ALL American democrats are ignorant, but the vast vast vast majority of them are.
Bush: Lets fix wallstreet my way
Congress (dem. ruled): No, we will fix it our way
*congress attempts to fix it and fails miserably*
obama: See what bush has done! Vote for me! I'm black!
Ignorant Americans: Im voting for the black liar!
*McCain dies moments later at the age of 412*
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wheaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! People are making fun the store I shot at! Wheaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! WHEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Boo-freakin-hoo! American Eagle isn't that bad of a store with occasional sales and prices. They just need to turn down the damn techno.
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the ugly american is homer atkins a true american hero with an ugly face and ugly hands and an ugly wife but of a peace corp type heart ( read the book!!)..would that all americans were ugly americans like him then we could be proud of ourselves..."pretty americans" are the beaurocratic plague of the earth a shame and a pox.. :-)
read the book the ugly american... he, homer atkins was a volunteer salt of the earth peasant lover who worked in the dirt.
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An African American is essentially a black person. Us white folk are expected to call them African American or we are racist. Many African Americans hate being called African Americans, but if a white person calls them black, they go all "wtf your a fucking racist you honkey" on them. As do the other white people. So, if your black, go ahead and keep calling yourself "black" "nigga" and "negro", but if your white you'd better not call them any of those things, because you are going to be called a racist. So be a good little honkey crackka and call those self-proclaimed niggas, white-proclaimed African-Americans, African Americans.
White Person: HEY!!! wazzup my black buddy!
Black Person(cross out) African American: DAMN YOU FUCKING HONKEY TONKEY CRACKKA RACIST!! You betta be callin' me & my nigga's African Americans ya hearrrrrr!!!!!!!!!
Later...
African American: Did you see that Crackka? He called me Black!! Nigga, I dunno how we even live in this white society. Damn boi! I get fucking harrassed by dem Honkeys every fucking day!! If I wazz white I would get A's instead of F's cuz Mizz Fucking José is such a racist too all us niggas! I bet they dont have to do no work!
Miss José: Boys, now, I helped you out here. I gave you a C instead of a D. Happy?
Good African American Boy: YES!!! I GOT AN A!!!!!!
*later goes on to be the next George Washington Carver*
African American: FUCK! A C! THAT FUCKIN' RACIST
* later goes on to be the next wanna be TI *
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