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The art of sneaking up to someone with white hair and cutting a lock of their hair and then wrapping it around ur cock and masturbating with it. Named so because all angels have white hair
Luke: Man cut a lock of his hair out, i need an angel hair wank.
James: Forget that i've got a fresh bag at home from the hairdressers
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A place where it tries to scam you upfront and give you nothing positive.
Man, I'd really like to go to this town by but u can't trust it, sounds like a lake los Angeles
A small town in the desert of California where everyone literally KNOWS everyone! The only things to do out there are rock climbing or seeing how many times u can walk the length and width of the town in a day.
Lake Los Angeles :What's that speck on the map between Victorville and Palmdale /Lancaster??
Oh that's just Lake LA, but mind u there ain't no lake and it ain't LA!!
A compliment you might pay to a partner or a colleague who rescues you from the consequences of something you were not able to do on your own, especially when you were in serious need of their assistance.
I have been recuperating from surgery now for three weeks and my husband has most definitely been like an angel in a man’s body!
the 20th of may is a day where everyone comes together and hates angel.
angel: hey
person: EW GET AWAY FROM ME
angel: what?
person: its may 20th which is angel hate day🙄
-Why is John's eyes so red? He's acting weird.
-Oh, him? He's playing the angel's trumpet.
I am beyond blessed to have such an special sister, i’ll do anything for her but dont ever wanna see her hurt, She is everything I could ask for, seeing her happy makes my soul happy, so please take care of yourself and be safe.. But what is important is that it’s time to party!!! and make your birthday enjoyable, so eat less of cake and coffee, dates and dance with your cats and sing with the sun and walk with the cars beside the beach, I wish we get to watch endless movies together:( but most importantly I hope your day will be fantastic, and amen that the year ahead gets better.. I’m sending you all my love, thank you for being the kindest human being ever, and I’ll never get over how gorgeous you are wifey mashallah.. everything in you is just so pure.. I wanna give you the biggest hug ever!!!! Try to enjoy your day in the hospital love, I love you more than you know, and everything💜💜💜💜..
-your wife..
My little angel