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Is the birthday of all evil.
It’s April fools day wich makes people born this day naturally demonic, evil, witty, very sarcastic and too smart for their own good. They can be charming and good looking or can seem quite innocent and sweet at first glance but that just helps them tricking you into doing literally ANYTHING
We should be careful i heard she was born on April 1...
I think so too you can almost see the devil in her eyes
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April 9th is national fuck your boyfriend day if his dock is over 5 inches , if it’s not drop him cause that’s just embarrassing.
Me: Let’s fuck for national fuck your boyfriend day on April 9th
Boyfriend:But my dick is 4 inches
Me:your single
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The sassiest soft boy named Vlad was born this day. He has a great ass
Person: Look at that eye candy
Me: He's born on 29 April
Person: Makes sense
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National give head to your lover.
"It's april 12, you know what that means!"
"what does it mean?"
"sit back.."
"mmmm"
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the day where the rudest people are born
person: bradley is so rude i bet he was born on april 2nd
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April 19th is national for the boys day. If you have any friends who are girls they can send you Nudes.
Person one: Yo dude did you hear it’s April 19
Person two: Dude I should ask her for nudes today
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National send some more more nudes day
Today is a day where you have to send some more more nudes
Hey “jenny” today is april 25th and that means its national send more more nudes day which means you have to send even more nudes.
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