barking cat

a cat that baks

I gatta to go AFK I have barking cat bro

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change cat

A person that is very good at manipulating a red tape system to accomplish a higher good for all man kind.

Freddie is such a bad ass. He completely convinced higher management to put in his MQ changes even though they are high risk. We could all take a lesson out of this change cat's book.

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cat valium

1.a type of date rape club drug usually used on animals
2. another word for ketamine
3. something you don't want slipped in your drink at a party

carol got some of that cat valium slipped in her coke last night and she was out cold.

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cat in the basement

A simple oxymoronic paradox

If youre irish, but dont drink on St Patrick's day, youre probably probably the biggest cat in the basement ive seen

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Cat Pandering

Using cats or kittens in a YouTube video to get additional views. This strategy first became known in the movie "Funny People."

Mark: How did this get over 700,000 views!?
Leo: Because people love kittens, and it's a way for me to get my comedy out there.
Mark: That's completely unfair, it's just cat pandering.

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scaredy cat

1. Another version of wimp,
2. Scared person,
3. Chicken.

Another child may call a child a scardey cat when they are afraid of something or doing something

child 1 : no i wont do that.
child 2 you scaredy cat.

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the cat's tits

based off of the popular saying "the cat's pajamas" or "the cat's Meow" this is an adjective that means good, great or spectacular. It was determined in Madison WI that tits were better then pajamas.

Holy shit that guy just beer bonged a 40, he is the cat's tits.

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