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Depression Bed

The bed of someone who is depressed, consisting of random objects that would not normally be in a bed.

My depression bed consists of dirty clothes, gum wrappers, crumbs, and a tape measure.

by RichGirlLAvibe January 4, 2022


depression shit

that one shit in the toilet that after you exit the bathroom you feel like you were never depressed ever

"oh my god feel so much better"
" did you have a depression shit ?"

by anonymous crow February 24, 2024


postreadum depression

The sinking feeling of silent crisis received when finished with a really good book, story, or possibly a story-oriented video game. Symptoms include:

1.) Revaling in the enjoyment gained, followed by blank staring and feelings of emptiness
2.) The extreme urge to simply lie on the floor face-down and do nothing with your now pointless self
3.) Consistent pondering on what the heck you're supposed to do now.
4.) Lacking the want to start another project without maximum hype because nothing could replace the joy you were immersed in.

Most cases can be solved through quiet pondering and forcing yourself to find another outlet

In extreme cases, talk through it with a pal: Discuss the ups and downs, how it affected you, ultimately helping yourself move on. There's other things that will come into your life and give you that sense of wonder!

1: What are you doing?
2: Wallowing in self-pity. I finished that book and now I am nothing.
1: Dude, I went through postreadum depression too, after I finished Portal 2. Don't worry, it'll get better

by the_laziest_bone January 25, 2017


Post-Friends Depression

Post-Friends depression Is a serious illness caused by ending The best TV show Of all time Friends TV show. People suffering from this are feeling empty, like there’s No more happines in The World. It’s really hard to cure, some say it’s impossible. Patiens are usually caught re-watching The show or looking for extra stuff like interviews with The actors. Doctors are still trying to find a cure that would work 100% but there isn’t much Hope.

A: ,,Did you See Sophie somewhere? I didin’t See her for days!”

B: ,,Oh, she’s suffering from Post-Friends Depression so she’s staying home for a few days...”

A: ,,My friends had The same thing, Post-show depression! And I’m worried that I might get it too, soon...”
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B: ,,Ow No! Which season you’re on?”

A: ,,I just started 10th...”

B: ,,It was nice knowing you...”

by Kusia1305 March 11, 2019


Post Production Depression

It’s one of those illnesses you get but at the same time don’t want it to go but you want it to leave you but when it leaves you youre sad that it’s gone but you didn’t want to be sad but you are and it’s just a spiral of despair until you meet your cast again and then you go into another stage of ppd which continues and spirals even more

Damn post production depression hit me hard

Wow. I’m feeling the PPD right now bro

by nismxth February 10, 2020


cure depression

Become E-Girl

Noah: *Eats Chicken Nuggets*

Noah: *Drops Chicken Nuggets*
Noah: *Enters eternal sadness*
Noah: *Searches how to be happy*
Noah: *Becomes e-girl called Lua*
cure depression
Lua: *Happy UwU's*

this story is inspired by real-life stories

by Lua-Chan March 22, 2022

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MOOPLING DEPRESSION

MOOPLING DEPRESSION MEANS : You are a retard . And also means you are suicidal

YOU GET MOOPLING DEPRESSION IT FROM STDS.

by pearszz September 17, 2017