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When a man sneaks into a womans room and eats her out in her sleep. He then leaves without any gratification of his own, other than the thrill of being a pervert.
Guy1: "dude I gave the cheerleading captain A Midsummer Night's Dream"
Guy2: "How was it?"
Guy1: "I think she was on her period."
Guy2: "NICE!!!"
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Pewdiepie also known as Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg.
WSJ: Pewdiepie, a manipulative tall blonde lad with blue eyes, makes dancing Indians sing, "Death to all Jews". Evidently, he was the perfect Aryan raging with sardonic humour, and thus Hitler's wet dream.
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An event held in Michigan, in the middle of August every year. A time to showcase your classic car and drive it down woodward ave with well over 100,000 spectators. However, 98% of the cars are old skool from the 1950s-1970s, driven by old farts. Also, every other car is either a corvette C6 or older, or a Ford Mustang. Globalization however, is going to change the demogrpahics of the woodward dream cruise. Within the next 30 years, 98% of the cars will be imports as by then Honda, Nissan, and Toyota will be the big three.
Year 2006: "Daddy look at that old Corvette, with a 5 liter engine block cranking 400hp, that we just saw on the woodward dream cruise!
Year 2034: "Dude, check out that Nissan R39 Skyline, with over 800 HP with a stock block, twin turbos and only 8 PSI of boost".
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a really good looking bong or pipe.
I just spent $300 on this bamboo dream machine
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March 24th of Every Year is minecraft YouTuber “DreamWasTaken” appreciation day because he gets hate for no reason and always goes through so much and he does not deserve the hate and this is to prove that we all love him.
Hey, it’s Dream appreciation day today!
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When you are a fat retarded kid that likes to hang out and party with kids that are usually four years younger than you. Also you began an oder that follows you are where ever you reside at.
Michael has stinky dreams.
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an act of revenge wherein the victim has his or her pillow cases turned inside out, filled with male ejaculate then turned back to their normal side with the intent of having him or her sleep with their face down in sperm. This maneuver is also highly effective if the applicant inserts his genitals within the pillow case then cums within it without reversing the case. Generally reserved for prepubescent pranks or immature or hateful ways of telling a loved one how you feel.
Mark: "So how did you tell her that you wanted to get the divorce? that had of been a really difficult conversation with Carol, your wife."
John: "I've been letting the sweet dream maneuver give her the news for the last 2 years of our relationship"
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