E-Ha

1. A man of considerable size though not height. Usually known to put up 350+ on bench. Can be found casually picking up girls at bars, bringing them to the closest Best Western, and sexing them in front of his friends.

2. A decorated officer in the United States Army.

1. Guy pulled an E-Ha last night at the bar so we stayed at the Best Western.

2. Son, show some respect, that there is the finest E-Ha I know.

e-thug

A person who acts hard and talks alot of shit online. Mainly personifying a gangster rapper and talking like a ghetto child to make themselves more threatening sounding.

"Yo, I is gonna fuck you up nigga, throw down like you wanna."

"That guy just told me to ride or die, he is such a fucking e-thug."

e-voke

To send an e-mail with the intent of angering the recipient.

Joe was trying to e-voke me by sending a picture of himself with my ex-girlfriend.

e-gay

Homosexual tendencies developed from being on internet forums too long. When used in real life, like pwned or lol, people tend to hate the person saying it.

Example 1: Proper Internet e-gay.
haxx0r-tim: sexnow
l33t_steve: lolk
haxx0r-tim: *sexes

Example 2: Improper Real-Life e-gay.
Tim: Hey steve, let's have sex.
Steve: What?
Tim: Lol, JK. I powned you.
Steve: ...

e=mc2

I'm E what up And I'm MC squared,
We came to rhyme and we came prepared
Yo I like this beat that you're given me,
Now tell me the theory of relativity
E stands for energy, sucker fool It’s not measured in watts bitch, it’s measured in joules
Listen up class, the M is for mass And if you don’t like it you can kiss my ass
The C stands for the speed of light in a vacuum so back up hoes and give me some room
An invariant mass requires rest energy without a hitch
We made Newton’s second law that appears in a nonrelativistic classical mechanics sitch, biotch

e=mc2......Einstein, motherfucker

E Monaco

Function: verb
Etymology: Sim Racing
1. In online sim-racing; a rare condition whereby a driver with an imperfect connection to the server, losing all upstream traffic from the server but continuing to receive race data FROM the server, proceeds to get wrecked into the wall with serious force by other driver(s) who cannot see his/her car. See also Reverse Monaco.
2. Said driver may, at his or her discretion, flame and or otherwise "go off" on other drivers for supposedly "wrecking him", while blatantly ignoring the facts at hand. Such a driver may be said to be "going all E Monaco on everyone on Teamspeak".

DUDE!!! In my Texas race earlier this guy straight E Monaco'd himself something fierce, and then flipped out because he thought everybody wrecked him.

E-dawg

A blonde girl who looks as if she has downsyndrome. Also, attacts males due to her lack of common sense.

Man, E-dawg drooled all over me yesterday, but she sure is hot.