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A person who shops for the family
My mom is the family shopper of my household because she always gets the groceries
quite possibly the most batshit insane family ever conceived for an animated web series. originating from GLITCH Production's Murder Drones, the family consists of 3 main members:
Uzi Doorman: mentally unstable edgy teenager with a knack for powerful technology. also kinda killed god.
Khan Doorman: Father and namesake of the family, builds amazing doors but is quite possibly one of the worst fathers ever.
Nori Doorman: Mother of Uzi, was presumed dead for years until her core was found by N in the mines beneath Cabin Fever Labs. Tod Khan to build the doors and warned of the Murder Drone's imminent arrival. also, somehow even after being missing for robo-god knows how long, is a slightly better parent than Khan.
Drone 1: Yo, did you see that Doorman kid?
Drone 2: yea, she's lost it.
Drone 1: i mean, doesn't help her dad's a piece of shit.
Drone 2: That Doorman Family is wack.
Talking down on them or situations they have going on
When someone comes for your family it makes you mad
An event where you have to interact with your weird cousins, where you're grandma still doesn't get that your aunt is dating ''friend'' Claire and when they disappear to another room they ain't knitting, and you're Uncle Terry likes to get drunk and tell you how the Royal Family are Reptilians and 9/11 was an inside job.
Michel: Hey Will, wanna come over this weekend?
Will: Sorry, can't, I have to go to a family gathering
Michel: OK, how many tabs are you gonna need?
Will: Twelve
Are neither reliable narrators nor can you safely assume they are acting in good faith.
Hym "You are using my family as a metric for judgment so that you don't have to the fact that I created AI. 'Right but his family though!' 'Right but women though!' 'But mean to retards!' You are avoiding the only metric that matters and it's what I did vs what you did and what I did is more and what you did is less."
When a group of men, closely related (not by blood) such as a frat or group of best friends, collectively eat one girl's pussy. They spin her around and flip her like parties at a family cookout.
You know tiffany? Alpha beta whom invited her to the family cookout last week!