The Fruit Canyon

The Uncanny Valley, but for gender/sexuality, it is between the peaks of easily categorized masculine and feminine gender presentation.

Often applied in reference to voices, when you hear somebody talk and you have no idea what this person's gender is, but you do know they're queer.

When you call up a leftist org, and the person who answers is somewhere in the depths of the fruit canyon, that's how you know they're legit.

Dark Fruits Dan

nickname for Strongbow drinkers, most commonly for the 'Dark Fruits' flavour. These individuals are massive lightweights and tend to drive Corsas. They are also keen pedophiles and spend most their spare time in children's parks

oi oi you almost spilled my strongbow on these here kids!

get out of the park you dark fruits dan!

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kevin fruit

A Jewish bastard

Hey Anne, stop being a Kevin Fruit.

Poop Flavoured Woolworths Fruit Loops

Poop Flavoured Fruit Loops.

As I reached my home, the air suddenly sent a chill down my spine. I saw my wife, using another mans Dark Souls Rod while eating Poop Flavoured Woolworths Fruit Loops.

Virginia Fruit Bowl

When a man take a woman's gaping asshole and proceeds to dump and assortment of fruits and alcohol into it. The man then consume the contents of the asshole after she sits on his face.

Damn baby, that Virginia Fruit Bowl you gave me last night was intense!

Cooter fruit

The fruit of the cooter, duh

Sometimes you have to pick and lick the cooter fruit

Cooter Fruit

Kids. They are the fruit from a woman's cooter. Same as Crotch Fruit.

This restraunt would be a lot better if not for all these damn COOTER FRUITS running around screaming.