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Eating out a girl (while she is eating any fish but salmon) and he eats a tuna sandwich afterwards.
I was eating her out while she was having a full tuna sandwich, as opposed to a Panera "Half-sandwich half soup" and that's what I call an Italian Christmas
On 12/19/19 it’s National Watch a Christmas Carol Day. On this day in 1843 the Christmas Carol was published and to celebrate make sure to sit down and enjoy the satire in the modern portrayal of the classic Charles Dickens novel a Christmas Carol.
Hey guys let’s watch a Christmas Carol because it’s National Watch a Christmas Carol day.
A person to watch Christmas movies and do other Christmas things with
“Hey Christmas buddy let’s go watch Home Alone”
A game predominately enjoyed by university students during the month of December. Each house-mate needs a Christmas themed hat and one bottle of Tesco value gin shared between the whole house/flat (the cheaper and more disgusting the better).
How to play: The Christmas gin must be kept in the living room/communal area along with a shot glass. From the first of December every housemate- if they want to enter the living room- must first wear their xmas themed hat. If they are caught by another house-mate- for however brief a time- without their hat- then they must do a forfeit of a single shot of gin. This continues throughout the month of December or until all the gin is gone.
For hard-core enthusiasts the boundaries can be extended to the kitchen and hallways.
Cheap gin is used because there is not a person alive who enjoys the taste of cheap gin straight- especially if you get caught out with your morning cornflakes ;)
Everyone got their stuff ready for Christmas Gin Challenge this year?
Mate lets do Christmas Gin starting tomorrow I've not gonna get caught out this time
When your obsessed with Christmas 😕😕
Your a Christmas freak.
The Christmas Man is the true santa. His name is Peter and he loves to eat live catfish. Not milk and cookies, catfish.
He hasn't been giving presents to most of the children around the world for a while, since no one puts out live catfish for him to eat anymore. He's not angry, he's disappointed.
Santa believer: "Let's put out milk and cookies for Santa!"
Christmas Man enjoyer: "No, The Christmas Man won't like that, we should put out a live catfish for him to eat instead!"
The name given to the ragtag ensemble outfit that results from wearing some or all of the clothing you were given for Christmas.
Let's see, we've got a lurid green T-Shirt, a bright red jacket, some black denim jeans and a pair of bright white sneakers.
Yea, that's a Christmas clownsuit all right.