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Defined - A series of collages pretending to be a University in the North of Scotland. UHI as its also known as a last resort on a UCAS application form and possibly one of the least prestigious universities on the planet. The university is best known for being the dullest university in Britain and inept media studies courses where all the students fail.
The student association is almost non existent and the majority of students there are too dumb to get in anywhere else.
"I go to uni"
"awh that's cool where do you study"
"the University of the Highlands and Islands"
"what went wrong"
Williams’s Burrough. He owns this island and will kill anyone that disrespects it.
Staten Island is the GOAT
Arguably the most lackluster of the 5 boroughs. Produced some cool groups like the Impractical a jokers and Wu-Tang clan. On the flip side they also produced lanky mongoloid Pete Davidson. They can’t all be winners.
“You know Joe, he’s from Staten Island”
“Oh he’s such an asshole.”
If Manhattan and the Jersey Shore have a baby.
Man 1: Ayo, yous finna go to Staten Island?
Man 2: Nahhh let’s just chill at Sea Side instead.
Man 1: Ight Bet.
A secret tomato farm located below the New Jersey Turnpike.
Is often riddled with rotten sewage, silicone, and Vicodin tablets.
Birthplace of the Black Plague, Parliament cigarettes, and Crash Bandicoot.
Legend has it a group of Native Americans from the nearby village of Ronkonkoma discovered the prepubescent land in 1586 and decided to name it "Staten Island" after one of its villagers contracted Hepatitis from a nearby jellyfish.
A borough that is only active if u go to the hoods in the north shore(Park hill, Stapleton, New Brighton, West Brighton, Port Richmond, Marines Harbor, Arlington, Berry Homes , South Beach pjs, and todt hill pjs). If you don’t live in any of those places you are just a white kid that all the other boroughs sees us as.
Yo what part of Staten Island are u from?
I’m from the Harbor