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When you hang out with someone because you don't have anyone better to hang out with but you'd drop them in a second if someone better came along.
"Katie is DEFINITELY Love Islanding Dan. I wonder how much longer they will last!"
A place that God (aka Taylor Swift) made
I’m sitting on a bench in Coney Island wondering where did my baby go?
when you murder someone and realise you're in a gameshow
"wow! that was quite an elimination! reminds me of survivor assassin island!"
"die"
Describes a period of time when a friend is uncontactable due to being loved up with/holed up with/obsessed with a new girlfriend. Person becomes as isolated and uncontactable as if they were on a desert island.
'Have you heard from John?'
'Nope, he's on girlfriend island. He's not calling anyone back. Totally out of the loop'.
Describes a period of time when a friend is unreachable or unavailable due to being shacked up with/obsessed with a new girlfriend. The guy becomes uncontactable as if he is on a deserted island.
'Have you heard from Rick?'
'Nope, he's on girlfriend island. He ain't texting or calling anyone back, totally out of touch'.
When you hold your mom's dick while you pee
I really had to pee, but I knew mom was home, so I took the ride to the crib for a long island handjob
A white person who rents an island because they have a lot of money. But also is doing various nefarious activities on said Island. There will be no remorse and no admittance from the person labeled. But everything definitely happened.
Jeffrey Epstein that fuckin Island Renter he probably didn't kill himself.