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When you put your dick in and the girl asks, “is that it”, you say no and slowly pull out, replacing your penis with your finger that’s longer.
The missus doesn’t think my dick is that big, so I gave her the Indiana Jones
person, who plays basketball, does waites, and goes jogging by herself for a living! she eats bistek empanisado and loves Brittney Sabatier! she is interesting you should get to know her (;
Renalda E.T. Jones
Jake Jones is usually a lion among all the humans, he is usually jacked and gets more birds then sanctuary. He is usually really strong and waits for the girls to come to him, do't bother snapping him he is either pumping iron or playing a quick 9 with they boys. Jake Jones is most likely going to the tour as he is a god compared to his peers. There is no such thing as jesus or allah when Jake is in the room. Bow down to him and you are on the market for a crisp high five.
OMG look at Jake Jones he is so sexy
A ridiculously long term of unbelievable, against all odds, bizarre barrage of unfortunate and unforeseen incidents, actions and behaviours that boggle the normal mind.
Those with Jones Luck are often accused of the gift of story telling but the afflicted know the struggles of Jonesian Action vs. Regular individual luck outcome measurements. (Murphys were not included in final outcomes as they have their own law that defines them)
Logic: “It is scientifically unheard of that a child would get hit in the face with a ball every school year”
Jones luck: kid gets hit in face/head every year of school in ways that no one could have guessed or conjured. Almost humorous in nature after a while.
A great friend who makes everyone around them happier.
Drew: Man, that Leo Jones guy is pretty cool
A Man Who Has A Very Abnormally Large Penis/ Genatalia.
OH Gyal I Cant Walk Because i Went To Lewis Jones Abode
The head pikey of all pikey's. Not to be messed with knows karate, the instructor taught him and his ugly mother.
Guy 1: Hey I wouldn't mess with dude he's a real Gypo Jones.
Guy 2: I fucked Lesley
Guy 1: Dave's gonna kill you lol