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kiss the choochoo

To act in a stupid and reckless manner as if one were standing on the railroad tracks waiting for the train to come by. Usually results in some sort of catastrophe for the offending individual.

We told him not to open his mouth and insult the much bigger man but no, he had to go and kiss the choochoo and now he's a bloody mess.

by lordjulius May 17, 2009


Stolen Kisses

in which a girl places soft kisses to her friend’s cheeks or lips whilst he is sleeping

it wasn’t exactly true that they were completely stolen kisses

by Chrome Laces May 21, 2018


Kiss Comfort

Not to be confused with a Comfort Kiss. Kiss Comfort is level of acceptance towards open affection and a measure of how well you can receive it. A person with high Kiss Comfort would enjoy French kissing. Someone with low Kiss Comfort would be embarrassed by a peck on the cheek. It can also loosely apply to other shows of affection like hugging, holding hands, etc.

Boyfriend: *leans in for a kiss while on a date*
Girlfriend: *leans away*
Boyfriend: "Damn girl. Your kiss comfort is so low, even though you were giving me the gawk gawk last night"
Girlfriend: "I'm just not into kissing that much."

by March 3, 2022


silver kiss

A Silver Kiss is when you or your partner pretend to swallow cum, and then shortly later, and surprisingly, kiss your partner (or victim) mouth to mouth.

"After treating Megan very poorly last night, I awoke to some morning head, and to a Silver Kiss afterwards."

by Erexhtion March 13, 2019


Hershit's Kiss

Small piece of poop left on the side of the toilet bowl, similar in size to the Hershey's Kiss chocolate.

After Scarlett flushed the toilet, looks like she left a little Hershit's Kiss.

by Brochacho Kitten January 19, 2023


Redneck Kiss

The act of lighting another's cigarette with your own cigarette while each others cigarettes are in each other's respective mouth's

Guy1: (Unlit cigarette in mouth) Dude I forgot my lighter
Guy2: (Lit cigarette in mouth) Don't worry I can redneck kiss you
(cigarette tips touch)
(cigarette lights)
Guy1: Thanks bro

by Krimson_bloodrayne January 6, 2014


The highland kiss

A Scottish offensive measure where one individual smashes his/her forehead into the nose of another individual.

Person A - "Ye daft bastard I'll punch ye square in the face!"
Person B - "No need ta fight laddie. How's about I Ey just give you the highland kiss!"
At which point Person B would grab the head of their enemy and slam his or her forehead into the central face area of Person A. Effectively ruining their day.

by Sethnstan November 6, 2013